Give yourself a pat on the back, Pakistan. You did it. 5 years and we are mere hours away from electing a democratic government. Well done! Whoever you vote for tomorrow (AND YOU MUST VOTE) do it because you feel right about your chosen candidate. You had FIVE years to mull over who is worthy… Read More Congratulations Pakistan
I am anti social media. and that’s rich coming from me considering I use wordpress to vent my woes. I was never like this though. The reason I came to hate social media was how people realized that to earn their ten seconds of fame they had to stay on top of the game even… Read More The Farting Pakistani and Other WhatsApp Nonsense
WordPress was banned in Pakistan for more than 24 hours. Because the idiots at PMLN thought it’s being used to promote hatred towards them. The idiots not realizing that some of us actually earn a living through Wordpress. If only our Minister IT knew what “earning a living” is… So slowly we are running out of… Read More We are running out of things to ban in Pakistan
Congratulations MALALA!!!!!!! so very proud of you. Here’s a re-plug to a letter I wrote you last year: https://wheredreamscollide.wordpress.com/2013/07/18/were-rooting-for-you-malala/ KEEP ON ROCKING, GIRL!!!!!!!!
Hi Aman ki Asha Assholes, Remember me? Yeah I was the one who sent you this mail a while back, that you very conveniently ignored. Fuck you for that, btw. Anyways, moving on. Today’s Father’s Day, and while you sit comfortably bursting bubbles with your daddy about the prospect of me ever getting a chance… Read More Another Open Letter to the Fucks who call Themselves Propagators of Peace
A boy who played in my brother’s soccer team killed himself today. WHY? Most of you would ask.. From what I gathered, this 16-year-old felt pressurized by his family to do well in his studies. However, repeated failures and lack of support from family members drove him to this insane act. Last (2 am in… Read More One Shot: The Question of After-Life
Why is ONE man able to see it and not the other 173,593,380???! Why does HE want change and not the other 173,593,380???!
So they are scared. Imran Khan‘s jalsa did its wonders; and now they’re going back to what they love doing whenever at threat: digging up skeletons. OH MY GOD. HONESTLY??!! People with a closet full should not go rummaging other peoples drawers. Literally and figuratively. What Mr. Abidi and Mr. Abbasee… Read More The times when you want to punch yourself.